My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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