Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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