Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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