okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i've created a new STD.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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