two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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