At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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