I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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