We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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