i just google imaged poop.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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