just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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