Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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