I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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