so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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