You really coming over, don't trick.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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