When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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