Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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