: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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