Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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