if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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