It's like God shit irony all over that family
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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