the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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