I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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