Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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