this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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