Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Terrible idea I love it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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