god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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