you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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