Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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