My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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