508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think my vagina is haunted
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I supernannyed him into submission
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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