have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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