The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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