Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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