my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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