we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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