So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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