Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
