i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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