i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm really busy with my period
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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