For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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