So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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