Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I would ride that face into the sunset
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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