my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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