I am puke
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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