hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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