Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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