I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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