I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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