Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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