She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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