Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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