So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Randomize
