Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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