I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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