Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize