Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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