Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
