do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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